September 30, 2010 OH: "Yeah, I helped her take out the trash." "I'm not up on my euphemisms - what's that one?" "It involves an airsickness bag." Edit Delete Tags Autopost
September 28, 2010 It's a Daft-Punk-dance-party-in-my-office-chair kinda day. Edit Delete Tags Autopost
September 22, 2010 I'm going to start wearing a Speedo when I mow the lawn. Then the neighbors will be *thankful* I only mow every other month. Edit Delete Tags Autopost
September 19, 2010 One afternoon in Real America is about all I can take. I need a neckerchief and a ticket to Portland, stat. Edit Delete Tags Autopost
September 18, 2010 "I'll Be There" by the Jackson 5 is pretty creepy once you realize it's about being stalked by a tiny Michael Jackson. Edit Delete Tags Autopost
September 17, 2010 The BBC's Pride and Prejudice continues the tradition of men playing all the women's roles. Wait, what? But look at that jaw! Edit Delete Tags Autopost
September 14, 2010 "This poor lady has gone to the trouble of taping her boobs together and you don’t have the decency to wear actual leather shoes?" Edit Delete Tags Autopost From http://putthison.com/post/1122838889/something-that-i-find-is-often-lost-in-the-why, of course
September 14, 2010 Yes, I'm going to spend all night watching Mike Rowe on QVC. That's just how it is. Edit Delete Tags Autopost http://goo.gl/SnFQ
