October 27, 2010 The oak leaf can say, / "I won't turn brown and fall," but / Fall reaps and I rake. #haiku Edit Delete Tags Autopost
October 24, 2010 Drunk haikus are hard. / I can barely count to seven, / much less to five. #haiku Edit Delete Tags Autopost
October 24, 2010 There was no breakfast / and the host was still sleeping. / I left and explored. #haiku Edit Delete Tags Autopost
October 24, 2010 My new skinny jeans / smell of tomato ketchup / and spilt PBR. #hipsterhaiku Edit Delete Tags Autopost
October 24, 2010 Last night's bar is now / today's coffee shop. Stumble / out. Sleep. Stumble in. #haiku #godblessthebourgeoispig Edit Delete Tags Autopost
October 24, 2010 There's not a word to express how upset I am, but if there were, it'd contain a bunch of X's and Q's and be unpronounceable. Edit Delete Tags Autopost
October 23, 2010 Waiting for the wind / to turn to rain, I watch the / trees shiver and sway #haiku Edit Delete Tags Autopost
October 21, 2010 She moved so easily, all I could think of was sunlight. I said, "Aren't you the woman who was recently given a Fulbright?" - Paul Simon Edit Delete Tags Autopost
October 20, 2010 I'm sure that dress was / meant to be worn in the rain, / I thought as she left. #haiku Edit Delete Tags Autopost
October 19, 2010 "These are the days of miracle and wonder and don't cry, baby don't cry." - Paul Simon Edit Delete Tags Autopost